One of M.A.S.K. agent Bruce Sato's distinguishing traits is his ability to express himself in Confuscian riddles that make sense only to Matt Trakker. These "Satoisms" generally lead to humorous confusion on the part of the other M.A.S.K. members until Trakker can explain.

The following is a list of these statements, with episode.

List of Satoisms Edit

"If a fish flies, look not for a fish but a bird inside."
- The Deathstone

"Time is nature's way of making sure everything doesn't happen all at once."
- Golden Goddess

"Dig not with the hands when the shovel lies waiting.

- Solaria Park

"Maybe the wind can do what the hammer can not."

- Magma Mole

Origin of the Term "Satoism"Edit

The earliest documented use of the term "Satoism" (or "Sato-ism") is on the M.A.S.K. Message Board in 2006, though it very likely may have originated verbally prior to that.